July 13, 2026
Beulah Recruits Rip and Cops Kill Dwight


SPOILER ALERT:ย This post contains spoilers from the fifth episode of โ€œDutton Ranch,โ€ โ€œPeaceful Find Peace,โ€ which is now streaming on Paramount+.

After last weekโ€™s dreary, cattle-slaughterinโ€™ episode, itโ€™s nice to have a soft reboot of the show, as Rip (Cole Hauser) offers to get the 10 Petal Ranch into shape for Beulah (Annette Bening). Itโ€™s a great way to get all of these players tied together. Letโ€™s dive into this weekโ€™s drama.

  • Oh hell yeah, George Jones on the radio. Great start!
  • What plan is Rip going to concoct with Beulah?
  • Love Beulah flirting with Rip!
  • Ok, itโ€™s interesting how the show has finally revealed its actual plot five episodes in. The first four seem to be a bit of a prologue, in retrospectโ€ฆ
  • Rip sizing everybody up sure is intimidating. โ€œGet your asses in the saddleโ€ โ€ฆ yes, sir!
  • Beth (Kelly Reilly) and Zachariah (Marc Menchaca) are having one of my favorite โ€œYellowstoneโ€ universe conversations, where it sounds really profound and Western, but I also donโ€™t understand what theyโ€™re talking about. But it sounds nice as they stare into the distance!
  • What computer project is Beth up to? I feel like theyโ€™re dropping breadcrumbs, but I donโ€™t followโ€ฆ
  • Oh, weโ€™re back to creepy Dwight (Ray McKinnon) and his weird animal setup.
  • Why did Carter (Finn Little) take Oreana (Natalie Alyn Lind) on a date to Dwightโ€™s exotic animal freakshow?
  • Uh-oh, Rip asking Austin (Sterlin English) about the disappearance of Wes (Nakoa DeCoite) and his family is going to cause some major friction.
  • Love Rip firing Chet (Hart Denton) in front of everyone. Bye-bye, loser!
  • I have no love for Chet, but it is pretty incredible that he left the bunkhouse with a classic โ€œFuck all yโ€™all.โ€ Everyone has been tempted at one point in their life to drop one of those bombs on their coworkers.
  • Whoa, what was Dwight actually up to to earn the sheriff raid?
  • RIP to a real weirdo. But the police are definitely acting with too much force!
  • Iโ€™d eat some of that 18-hour brisket, too! Damn!
  • I love Beulahโ€™s fancy golf cart.
  • Wow, Chet is playing with fire by threatening the Jackson family. You know they could easily kill you, too, right?
  • Not to give other families parenting advice, but do Rip or Beth ever text Carter to see where heโ€™s at? I donโ€™t think they need to be helicopter parents to confirm that heโ€™s, say, not in jailโ€ฆ
  • Interesting how Rip sees so much of Beth in Beulahโ€ฆ
  • $11,000 a month seems kind of modest for all of the work Rip has to do, right?
  • Interesting conversation between Beth and Beulah. A lot more mutual respect than I expected!
  • Ah, this was Bethโ€™s computer plan. Interesting.
  • Beth has so much business confidence. I guess she has a good deal, but also maybe she doesnโ€™t? Who knows?
  • โ€œBeth works for me now.โ€ Damn, Beulahโ€™s not mincing wordsโ€ฆ
  • Well, Rob-Will (Jai Courtney) is sure going to fuck shit up.

Until next week, cowpokes!

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