โReady or Not,โ the 2019 horror-comedy hit that turned โThe Most Dangerous Gameโ into an aristocratic Victorian funhouse slasher movie, was nothing more (or less) than a well-executed piece of ultraviolent schlock. Yet thereโs a funny way in which that movie has more resonance now than it did then. Its depiction of a clan of homicidal sickos, who in accordance with the family โrulesโ end up trying to murder their sonโs new bride by dawn (sheโs played by Samara Weaving, who comes on like a final-girl-gone-psycho version of Margot Robbie), anticipated our current fixation on the hidden horrors of the Epstein class.
Given all that, youโd expect the follow-up to be even timelier. And โReady or Not 2: Here I Come,โ a go-more-splattery-or-go-home sequel, is a film that very much taps into our vision of โthe elitesโ as a global cabal of evil. Itโs also more gruesomely over-the-top than โReady or Notโ (if thatโs even possible), not to mention more operatic, more debased, more macabre, and more of a luridly preposterous cartoon. But all of that made it an ideal film to showcase to a crowd of screaming hellcats at SXSW, where the movie premiered tonight.
Is โReady or Not 2โ the bloody megaplex bash as knowing midnight movie? Does it combine honest laughs with a general invitation to crack up at its overboiled misanthropic cheesiness? Does it make up rules as it goes along? Yes and yes and yes, though we increasingly live in a movie world where all those things are attributes. โReady or Not 2โ delivers exactly what it promises: a garishly booby-trapped, winkingly clever-dumb good time. If thatโs your idea of a good time.
The film opens by replaying the final scene of โReady or Notโ: Samara Weavingโs Grace, drenched in blood and pierced with wounds, having dispatched the most threatening members of the La Domas family (the rest of them exploded into bloody smithereens โ cursed by her having survived The Game), sits on the steps outside the mansion thatโs going up in flames behind her. She lights a cigarette and takes a weary victory puff, at which point a rescue worker asks, โWhat happened to you?โ She replies, โIn-laws.โ She is then taken to a Connecticut hospital, where she wakes up handcuffed to the bed, with a cop informing her that she is wanted for murder and arson.
But thatโs just a red herring. At the clinic, Grace is reunited with her younger sister, Faith (Kathryn Newton), whoโs been estranged from her for seven years. Attacked by a coked-up goon whoโs a harbinger of threats to come, Grace changes from her hospital duds back into her signature bloody wedding dress and dirty yellow sneakers, and thatโs when she and Faith find themselves, bound and ball-gagged, sitting before the Council, a star chamber that consists of the representatives of six families, one of whom were the La Domases.
Thereโs another game afoot โ or, at least, another Inviolable Rule dictated by the late Mr. Le Bail, who founded the La Domas fortune. (But why would his rules apply to other families? Oh, never mind.) A second dusk-till-dawn challenge looms: With the Le Domases gone, one member of each of the Councilโs remaining clans must try to kill Grace. Whoever does will occupy the high seat and become the most powerful person on Earth. (If they fail, Grace will occupy the high seat.)
We meet the ailing old man who currently occupies that post โ Chester Danforth, played by the legendary film director David Cronenberg, who makes his quizzical dourness felt for one scene. Chester has two adult twins, Ursula (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and Titus (Shawn Hatosy), who are theoretically aligned but will duke it out for power. The other families are represented by characters who are like suspects in a third-rate โKnives Outโ movie. But once again: Are we laughing with or at what low-kitsch nitwits they are? Maybe thereโs no longer any difference.
โReady or Not,โ set inside the La Domas mansion, had a compact trap-door video-game ingenuity. The action of โReady or Not 2โ sprawls all over the grounds that make up the Council compound, and for a while the film is a ham-handed and rather scattershot slaughter fest. Viraj (Nadeem Umar-Khitab), a stoned club hound, proves to be a bumbler with a shotgun; other would-be assassins strike out in comparable ways. This gives Grace and Faith, between attempted killings, a chance to air their differences and engage in some sisterly therapy. But their relationship, as dramatized by Guy Busick and R. Christopher Murphyโs screenplay, is overdone and unconvincing. Faith despises Graceโฆfor having โabandonedโ her by going off to college. For years, both have been living in New York Cityโฆwithout any awareness of the fact. Are we supposed to believe any of this? Itโs just a mechanism. The filmโs co-directors, Matt Bettillini-Olpin and Tyler Gillett, who made the first film (which won them the right to direct the rebooted โScreamโ and โScream VIโ), are kinesthetic gamesmen who are also one-dimensional psychologists.ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย ย
Yet they know how to bang the thriller puzzle pieces together, and to stage a scene of personal combat so that you feel the existential viciousness. At one point, they get two ultraviolent duels going at once: Grace facing off against Francesca (Maia Jae), who was originally engaged to Alex La Domas (itโs a cat fight on steroids),ย while the depraved rich boy Titus, in another locale, shows his murderous colors, the whole double fight set to โTotal Eclipse of the Heartโ (are you laughing yet?). Titus and Ursula make tasty villains, with Sarah Michelle Gellar turning up the icy hauteur, and Shawn Hatosy amusingly evoking the entitled blankness of George W. Bush. Standing above it all is Elijah Wood as the Council lawyer, who seems to be silently smirking at everything that happens, which is not an inappropriate response. ย
It all climaxes with another wedding, this one unfolding in the church of Satan. Itโs a scene that suggests โEyes Wide Shutโ as remade by Jerry Bruckheimer, and in that sense you could say that it taps into current obsessions. Will โReady or Not 2โ satisfy the audience that made โReady or Notโ a hit? No doubt. The way Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett work, the film has enough pulp craft to walk the line between violence and camp. Weaving, even more than before, makes Grace an ingรฉnue gone banshee. But if thereโs ever a โReady or Not 3,โ it would be good to see the elites in it do something thatโs as interesting as it is brutal.ย ย